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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=150816I figured some of you would like this seeing that he was part of rS a long time ago. His commentary with Artosis is just flat out genius! It is a pleasure to hear them both and they work so well together.
I dont remember the quote exactly but it was the one where he basically said that the Reaper failed at his job and may aswell of just jumped off the cliff since he was so useless. EDIT(found it): after a reaper failed to do damage "That reaper might as well have jumped of that cliff"
Some of my favourites off the top of my head, although I can't quote them directly:
Random Unorganized Quotes from GSL:- "I'm an optimist, and if I was on team prime then I would be optimus prime"
- "the shark ate the terran in that water there"
- "Oh ho ho...You are punished."
- "the shark ate the terran in that water there"
- "I really hope that Blizzard will make a PandaBearGuy critter in SC2"
- "Without us, you guys would not be possible."
- "Will he live forever? Or will he be taken out by a refreshing drink."
- "Void Ray is a Flying Chandelier" (Ro64 oGsLeader vs AugustWeRRa on Xel'Naga Caverns)
- "See that pile of corpses? That's where Roaches used to be" (Ro64 NesTea vs NEXLiveForever on Lost Temple)
- "Puffin' on his pipe before he kicks some ass" (Ro64 oGsLeader vs AugustWeRRa on Scrap Station)
- "Mutalisks should have spyglasses" (Ro64 NesTea vs NEXLiveForever on Delta Quadrant)
- "OMG there's a scorpion in that hatchery!"
- "stim mauraders, when you right click a building with those, that building is gone. no more building to click"
- Korea:The only place in the world where actual girls skip school to watch dudes play video games.
- "The first time I experienced banelings against marines is also shortly afterwards the first time I ripped a phonebook in half"
- "This really lowered the property value being next to the destructible debree"
- "I'll have some lings on the rocks"
- "Your lives are meaningless" (yes out of context)
- "Does this thing ever get dizzy? Oh I guess it's going to be dead now"
- "Look the probe only has one eye"
- "The reason the probe can do that is because he is dieting"
- "It's a trap....like admiral ackbar....it's a trap"Last edit: 2010-09-07 18:35:37
- "Cella, CellAA!"...."It's like nickelodean vs nick at nite" on cella vs maru
- "Look at this 14 year old in the booth...he's just like....damn these noobs"
- "the little dradle" (About Automaton 2000)......."it's like a dradle meets skynet"
- "That overlord creeped himself when he saw the vikings"
- "I thought you were talking about those big glowing sacks on his bulbous back"
- "Give this queen some laxitives"
- "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS DEAD ELEPHANT. OH MY GOD, THIS IS HUGE"
- on 13 year old "I'm like Flash, but I'm gonna make mo' money!"
- Random Quote:Tasteless: ...well you know, I prefer a bit of a more deceptive style of play
Artosis: yes, yes you are deceptive. you are a decepticon. you will never be TastelessPrime
- Torch's MatchT: This is TorcHable TorcHable damage.
A: He's just torching those pylons.Last edit: 2010-09-07 21:14:28
- Cool's Match:T: "cool is a fruit too"
A: "really? what does it taste like"
T: "like victory in this game for sure"
-Spunky's Game:Artosis: "This is such a weird strategy, Tasteless, this hero Battlecruiser, literally, level 2 right now."
Tasteless: "And this Factory has been on, just a tour of Spunky's base this whole time."
Tasteless: "This guy just, smoking his pipe before he goes out and attacks Spunky."
Tasteless: "He's never gonna watch that GomTV battle intro which had that Battlecruiser again. That was actually like Spunky, he was on the phone and he looks up, 'It's a Battlecruiser!"
-NesTea vs NEXLiveForever [Round of 64 match 6]Artosis: ''Liveforever'' doesn't live up to his name.
Tasteless: Yeah, his name might wanna be ''diedprettyprettyquickly''
Tasteless: if only he had 20/20 vision. Omg if only those mutas had binoculars !
Tasteless: Omg they are faster than my scroll speed (talking about speedlings)
- Unknown Match Tastless "oh he's storming his own troops for some reason"
Artosis "It makes them feel alive"
-During Break:Tasteless: "Somethings wrong with my headset its not right or something".
Artosis: "Thats cause you are wearing it backward".
Tasteless: "What are you serious? OMG".
- Old Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9R8X8ObdwM&feature=player_embedded- Older Tasteless Quotes-"Listen up everybody. If you think doing BMX tricks on a bike is hard, then you haven't played starcraft yet."
- Host: "Are you guys ready to cast this match!?".......Tasteless "Is Protoss from Aiur?"